"Pirates of the DVD" may beat out "Pirates of the Caribbean" at Oscar time -- there's a scandal brewing about illicit copying of movies sent to Academy voters despite massive anti-theft efforts. It seems a copy of "Something's Gotta Give" (loved it!) turned up on the internet, and it had been sent to one Carmine Caridi (of "Godfather II" and apparently not much else) for viewing and immediate, furtive return. Looks like Uncle Carmine has a technologically adept grandkid (or maybe pool boy?) in the house...