"My boyfriend keeps asking if he can touch me..." -- over at GuidePosts For Teens, a Christian youth site, this qualifies as a big problem, and their advice? "Read 1 Corinthians 13 together"! Yeah, that should quash that youthful lust for good. Maybe if they get some of that federal pro-abstinence, pro-marriage funding, they'll come up with something more substantive. Yikes.