"Your Honor, may I approach the bench...in my lobster costume?" -- Legal Affairs, "the magazine at the intersection of law and life," features a column, "The Prudent Jurist," tackling tough procedural questions like these. I once saw a woman in court in a skirt the size of a dishtowel, and a male lawyer wearing Tevas (with socks!), but no lobsters. Sigh.

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