Are you a blueneck? I think I might be...and maybe that's not so bad (see #25)! Let me add a few more Blueneck Characteristics:

26. You shop at Target, but would never shoot at one.
27. You vaguely wonder if NASCAR is some sort of joke.
28. You buy the $4-a-pint ice cream at the supermarket, with no toppings.
29. You don't think t-shirts are funny.
30. The last time you drank beer from a can was in high school.

[Laundered Link aLert -- ta, Bifurcated Rivets! :)]