Memo to Dean -- act more like W.! August J. Pollack offers some Presidential pointers for Howard as crunch time approaches in N.H. I would add, "Replace Dr. Wife with Stepford Wife." That oughta do it.

Memo to Kerry -- act more like Elvis! The inimitable Molly Ivins gives her summation of Iowa and notes that the new frontrunner "could take the excitement out of a soccer riot." Yikes.