In the "Be Careful What You Commission A Study For" department, a psychological inquiry into "Political Conservatism as Motivated Social Cognition," concluded that hard-core cons like, oh, say, Hitler, Mussolini, Reagan, Limbaugh and W. himself suffer from neuroses rooted in "fear and aggression, dogmatism and the intolerance of ambiguity" -- no surprise, really. Well, the surprise is that the study was paid for by $1.2 million in federal grant money -- oops! Or should I say, finally!