"I thought it was appropriate to see this film instead of going to church." -- that pretty much summarizes the whole "Passion of the Christ" frenzy for me, folks. The only chuckle here is the fact that "Hellboy" was #2 at the box office -- will "Hellboy" knock "Christ" of its pedestal this weekend? Next on Access Hollywood!

In the meantime, Low Culture points out the Biblical inspiration of many of the Queer Eye grooming tips. Really. From one great self-help guru to another...