Have your palm read online -- no, not by pressing it up against your monitor. In a few quick clicks, you'll have an analysis -- and take it from me, it's eerily correct. My palm shows that I am "a very passionate person with an imaginative nature," a "warm and generous disposition," who likes to vent grievances "through political activities." It also says my optimal career choices are "lawyer, politician, entertainer, or an athlete in non-contact sports," but that I will "have a late start with [my] career and financial independence." Like I said, eerily correct! Thanks, Lindsay!