"The Anti-Yankee Manifesto" -- as the Sox take the field against the Pinstripes, to try to win 3 of 4 on the weekend (without Nomar! ha!), let's take a moment to break down just why the Yankees...uh...slurp.

And ha ha, again! Final score at today's Patriot's Day rubber game? 5 to 4, Sox! Woohoo!