Yesterday Kirk Jones made history by going over Niagra Falls with only the clothes on his back. Today, it turns out he's not a thrill-seeker, and wasn't looking to make history. Based on comments made outside an Ontario courthouse today, and the picture on Boston.com, Kirk Jones was merely a drunk loser who got lucky. Of course, Boston.com doesn't come out and say that in so many words, but you have to learn to read between the lines...