10.29.2003

In the words of Lou Reed, "Who loves the sun?" Definitely not Jason Kottke -- beware the solar flares! Down with the Copernican regime!

And while we're at it, let's get rid of butterflies, too -- no more flapping those tiny wings and wrecking the climate. This is from The University of the Bleeding Obvious, which looks to be brimming with satirical treats...

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