"He and I share a scandalous theory on the relativity of words in language" -- I almost can't believe I'm typing this, but this link is a meditation on Gabriel Garcia Marquez written by...Fidel Castro. Let's see President C+ try this.

And speaking of scandalous...OK, this is basically unrelated, although it does have a Marquezian flavor -- middle-aged NJ couple arrested for sex romp in the woods. The whole thing reads like the quirkiest police blotter blurb of all time...ah, an "unspecified sex toy," the best kind!