Halloween Candy and Wine Pairings -- just in time for Friday's festivities. I'll be sure to pass the Courvoisier with the Butterfingers at our party...but the question remains, what the hell goes with Milk Duds? Allow me to make some additional beevo suggestions:

* Candy Corn with orange soda -- preferably one dissolved in the other
* Smarties with vanilla soymilk
* Bit O'Honey with green tea
* Charleston Chew with a pint of Guinness
* Disappointing apple with a pint carton of milk
* Tootsie Roll with YooHoo
* Tootsie Pop with Johnnie Walker Black
* Reese's Peanut Butter Cup with Fat Bastard Chardonnay
* Nostalgic Necco Wafers with Ultra-Trendy Sierra Mist -- see candy corn recipe above
* Junior Mints with cyanide, the only escape from the repulsive aftertaste
* Lifesavers with good old Diet Coke
* Mini Three Musketeers with Ovaltine
* Starburst with Nantucket Nectars P.O.G.
* Peppermint Patty with a Naked Marcy, I mean, smoothie
* By popular request, Skittles with SkittleBrau
* Milk Duds with turpentine