The Onion AV Club has posted it's Least Essential Albums of 2003 -- and Russell Crowe has, unfortunately, made the list. When he gets time away from making movies, flexing his excellent thighs, and other assorted celebrity activities, he plays in a band, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts...which in Australian apparently means "Marginally Better than Dogstar." O-u-c-h.