Well, the Poultry Holiday is done, and the Winter Holidays are coming soon -- take your pick of the many gift-based options, or go for the full-on pagan Saturnalia ritual, it's all good. As I catch my breath and start assembling my many lists, I think the time is right to consider the dangerous toy. The annual Dangerous Toy List is out, featuring toys that look nice enough but in fact could choke, smack, impale, paralyze, poison, or otherwise hurt your kid. Who thought inedible candy-scented plastic glop would be a good plaything? Who??