I've just finished eating what I believe was the best burrito I've ever had. Bar none! I stumbled upon it at Whole Foods' apparently "theatrical" Prepared Foods department, otherwise known as the Land of Discretionary Lunchtime Spending. The innocuous label read, "Cuban Style Pork Burrito," and I thought, "Hmm, that could be kinda good." Little did I realize the deliciousness packed within: lightly spiced pulled pork, rice, scallions, jack cheese, and a luscious chunk of steamed plantain. *Homer drooling noise* If it weren't $5.99 and probably 1000 calories, I'd have one every day.