Which Muppet Are You? I am apparently Kermit, not Lew Zealand...but check out this analysis: "You are Kermit the Frog!! You are loyal to your friends and don't really know how to say no. No matter what you are doing, you would drop it in a second if a loved one was in trouble. You are also a born star. Everyone loves you!" Ouch, baby, very ouch. ;-)