In the dog house? Want to send someone there? Try Mark's handy Apology Note Generator (for the fellas) and Bitch Letter Generator (for the ladies) -- sure it's sexist, but in that fun, lighthearted way. For all your ass kicking and kissing needs...

And to round out today's selection of generator/quiz sites, try Which Matrix Persona Are You? I came up as "benevolent, enigmatic, profound" -- that's right, I'm The Oracle. :)