The "No Lobbyist Left Behind" Bill, otherwise known as the 1200-page Republican pork-o-rama Energy Bill, featuring massive cash giveaways and tax breaks for select Bush-contributing companies, and funding for really keen projects like nuclear power, ethanol, and turkey-carcass energy harnessing, is dying a slow death in the Senate -- click through the Daily Outrage and tell Ted and Johnny K. to get on the ball.