What To Do If the Internet Goes Down -- horrors! Canadian satire, mmmmm, the best kind. This reminds me of that Simpsons episode when the TV announcer intones, "Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please, do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless." Ewwww...