"...and strap your hands 'cross my candidacy!" -- In a high-octane attempt to provide a bigger headline for today than "Two More Quit Kerry Team Amid Shakeup," John "Bad to the Bone" Kerry roared onto the Tonight Show last night on a motorcycle. Though I've been given free rein by an actual Kerry supporter to savage him at will, I must admit that it's hard to take a bite out of a man who called his still-ongoing presidential campaign "a long and humbling experience" on a late-night chat show. He did provide a chuckle with this inspiring statement: "This campaign is moving. We know exactly where we are going, know exactly what we are doing." Yeah, I know where you're going too, JK, and it's not here or here.