Here's another school kiss story: two high school seniors in Maryland were suspended for climbing atop a lunch table in the cafeteria and making out for about 15 seconds. Of course, they're both girls. Media storm (and much loin-stirring, surely) ensues. The stunt was not only an anti-homophobia statement, it was their response to a class assignment on the transcendentalists(!): each student was asked to perform a "nonconformist act." I think that qualifies, ladies...