What's on George W.'s nightstand? -- Besides the obvious red phone and TV remote, there's some bedtime reading too. Apparently the Prez likes Tom Wolfe's latest novel, I Am Charlotte Simmons, a boozy, seamy collegiate tale. I'll forgo the easy jokes (after all, his wife is a literacy advocate), but I am willing to bet cash money he's got this book on tape. "20 to 30 pages" per night? 20 to 30 minutes on the Oval Office treadmill is more like it. Hmph.