Condominatrixoleezza! -- West Coast Marky gets credit for sending in this utterly bizarre WaPo article on Condi's new duds: "She did not cloak her power in photogenic hues, a feminine brooch and a non-threatening aesthetic. Rice looked as though she was prepared to talk tough, knock heads and do a freeze-frame "Matrix" jump kick if necessary." So now our foreign policy is based on a Keanu Reeves movie? Come to think of it, that explains a lot.