"Terminal illnesses, tragic accidents, executions – all provide occasions for high drama (and Much Acting) of the kind Oscar laps up like warm milk." -- Roger Ebert reveals "The Unwritten Rules of Oscar," from the "Death Test" to the "Holocaust Trump Card." He's like an expert on movies or something...I'll have a full report of the ceremony and my annual costumed soiree on Monday (I'm going as Mrs. Kinsey, be warned).