"Our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over." -- Oh Onion, how right you were! Back when Prez W. was inaugurated in 2001, they ran a mock speech spelling out all his "policy initiatives," like widening the gap between rich and poor, driving up the national debt, drilling in the Arctic, blah blah blah. One blogger, Dan Chak, decided to annotate the fake speech with real links. Scary.