"The future of nail art is here!" -- Now this is technology in action, a nail-polish-jet printer. Right. [Insert your own diatribe on global poverty/famine/disease here.] Now, if you want real nail art, you can go with the timelessly tacky, or look to Flo Jo, who truly knew how to work it.

In other news of technology ill-applied, it appears that roses now come in blue, too. Question: why is beverage giant Suntory behind this transgenic madness? Hmmmmm...