"Cha-ching!  LOTR=$$$." -- Five reasons why "The Lord of the Rings" films will be re-made eventually...besides the almighty dollar. 
 
In other LOTR news, I just discovered that Karl "Eomer"Urban appears in "The Bourne Supremacy," and Orlando "Hottie Legolas McHotHot" Bloom is filming Cameron Crowe's new one, "Elizabethtown"!  That settles two future Ladies Movie Nights...