What would I do for $1 million? Hmmm, how about strangle Mark Cuban? -- The self-made zillionaire and loudmouth jerk owner of the Dallas Mavericks will be starring in a new reality show, "The Benefactor" (gag me!), where he gives a cool million of his own money to someone for basically no reason. "The right person is going to get on my good side at the right time," he says. So it's a casting call for desperate sycophants, I guess...and hey, it's not like that money could be put to better use anywhere in our perfect world, right? Christ.