Promises, promises -- it's already Wednesday, and I have yet to blog my South by Southwest adventure -- but I shall! And while I'm working on that, you can read the Onion A.V. Club's spotty yet entertaining report. Allow me a little hipster gloating: I did attend the TV On The Radio show that the writer couldn't get into, tra la. And at that show, I stood right next to this guy, Sam Beam, from the band Iron & Wine, which I didn't get to see. He's a real freak, though. Sometimes it pays to stand against a wall for four hours, what can I say?