8.08.2003

President Calgon sez Schwarzenegger would make a good governor for California. Wow. Particularly if Arnie follows W.'s "Three Easy Steps to Governor-ing in A Big State" -- 1. Be Really Rich. 2. Pretend to Care. 3. Speak in a Garbled, Halting Monotone, then Smile Creepily. Candidate Ahnold also reveals he's not worried about his lack of political savvy -- "It's leadership, not experience, that counts." Uh-huh...see above.

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