DUI of Burritos -- a man in North Platte, NE convinces a judge that his alcohol test results came from a tequila-soaked burrito (!) he ate, not from imbibing. and why is this an interesting news item today? because i will be driving through North Platte, NE myself (along with Paul, actually) in about four days, and i intend to seek out these tipsy burritos for sure...for those not in the know, i'm taking a wee road trip starting wedesday with Paul "Tommy Trojan" Dell'Aquila, who's starting grad school in urban planning at USC in a few weeks...flying back from Albuquerque on Sunday, woohoo!