"Boston prayed for the multi-bladed Gillette that officially made him a Yankee to slip while gliding over his Adam’s apple and spill his lifeblood into the bathroom sink. " -- Judas of the Outfield Johnny Damon comes in at #33 on this awesomely caustic list of the 50 Most Loathsome People in America, from Robert Novak to Paris Hilton and beyond. (Via Kottke)

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Nathaniel said...

Instead of the sentence "Killed by barrage of hurled D-cell batteries when he takes the field at Fenway next season", it's more likely to be "Killed by barrage of hurled D-cell batteries at Yankee Stadium amidst his first slump of the season".