"I'm Lance! Let's go out!" -- So have you heard about the 31-year-old Mormon bachelor (I know, it's like a paradox or something) whose face is on a billboard in SLC to find a date? Well, actually, he's a marketing director and his coworkers decided to "surprise him" and throw the company logo on there, how's that for synergy? Dooce is on the scene, of course, and actually met the guy in his youth. Hmm, maybe mentioning how many kids he would like is off-putting in a public personal ad? Then again, maybe not. You know, I feel kinda sorry for this guy...and he may have a "hostile work environment" claim against his colleagues, I mean, sheesh, butt out!