"If guns are outlawed, how can we shoot the liberals?" -- Salon has a tasty excerpt from "Take Them at Their Words: Shocking, Amusing and Baffling Quotations From the GOP and Their Friends 1994-2004," a collection of quotes from all your favorite right-wingnuts over the years. Here's a particularly interesting one from Bill "Shut up!" O'Reilly: "If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again." Still waitin' on that one, Bill...

UPDATE: Once you get all in a froth reading these quotes, take a look at E.J. Dionne's new book, "Stand Up, Fight Back : Republican Toughs, Democratic Wimps, and the Politics of Revenge," a call for Dems to wake up and own their identity as "progressive patriots," not just lame-o liberal milquetoasts. Yar!