It's sort of cold and rainy outside today...why not get your blood boiling with this mind-numbing excerpt from "Find a Husband After 35: Using What I Learned At Harvard Business School." I especially like the part where "Rachel Greenwald, M.B.A." (!?) says, "It was inevitable that I began to see personal relationships through my 'marketing eyes.'" That pretty much says it all, I think.

If that doesn't work, you can always count on the Bush administration, namely VP Cheney who continues to lie like a rug about the nonexistent 9/11 - Hussein connection -- I saw his performance on Meet the Press and I would've laughed at the absurdity if I weren't mesmerized by his gleaming pate and twisted sneer...of evil.