FCUK this dress code -- Chicago principal nixes tshirts from French Connection UK which read "FCUK: Scent to Bed." This is, of course, simply a catchy, irreverent reference to their cologne line, and perfectly acceptable for school, work, or play. Riiiiight. Best line: '"You know what? It doesn't bother me," said Nadine Buzek of Chicago, whose daughter, Megan, 13, was wearing a single-sleeved tank top with the red letters "Sexy" on the front.' Now that's objective reporting!