"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness." -- All hail the FSM! Read all about the newly published Pastafarian Gospel here. Then, tune back into grim reality and read about the newly authenticated Gospel of Judas -- no, really, and get this, Christ was in on it! Somewhere right now, God is having a good chuckle at all of us.

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