How To Rid Yourself Of A Hipster Infestation -- I'm being kinda harsh on the hipsters lately, but then again, it's so easy! I think I'll follow this piece of advice while driving around and around in Davis Square: "Play non-hip music, and play it very loudly. Remember, hipsters all have iPod Nanos, so it’s going to have to be extremely ear-shattering to overpower the sonic armor of Death Cab for Cutie." Yarr!