“'Does this look familiar?' Detective Doe asked, pointing dramatically at a cardboard box on the table which held the remnants of my meatball." -- Who knew Whole Foods was a police state? This blogger was banned from an NYC WF for life because she grazed on a soy meatball. Harsh!

On a related note, I believe this afternoon I discovered the Ultimate 3:30 Snack -- half a 2.25 oz. bag of these plus about 1/4 c. of this. I felt so virtuous taking my p.b. out of the refrigerator too, instead of hoovering a sleeve of overpriced M&M's from the vending machine, right next to the fridge. My pancreas thanked me.