1.27.2005

"In your fantasy, how do you take Senator Boxer's life?" -- As usual, Mr. Sun does a better job than anyone, in this case in concocting useful questions for the Condoleezza Rice confirma-/corona-tion this week. I often wonder a) how she sleeps at night, b) whether she has a little Colin Powell voodoo doll hidden in a desk drawer, c) which countries she's looking forward to bombing/visiting during her tenure, and d) why nobody has grilled her on her total lack of a personal life. Hey, people thought Justice Souter was a bachelor weirdo when he arrived at the Supreme Court, and even Oprah has Stedman...

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