Admit it, you loved my Ticket Stub Haikus -- and you are in luck today:

* Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants:
Don't laugh, chick flick snobs!
Sweet, fresh, funny, moving, real.
Could be much, much worse.

* The Interpreter:
Sloppy direction,
Earnest acting. A sleeper,
not in a good way.

* Cinderella Man:
Paul G.'s the real star.
Russell's great, Renee OK.
Ron Howard's best film.