It's been a long week, people -- allow me to start off this next one with some entertaining asides: A possible Swamp Ape sighting in Florida! Your stero might be staring at you! Hand-knitted wigs!

Phew...now on a cheerful note, watch some Ping-Pong in 'The Matrix.' Sort of. It's low-tech, but somehow much cooler that all that computer-generated stuff. Thanks, honey!