And they say American music is dead? -- I just received a frightening email from TicketMaster. It suggests I "won't want to miss these event(s) that matched [my] interests," and proceeds to list a Frankensteinian hodgepodge including: Earth Wind & Fire, Morrissey, Boz Scaggs, Pat Benatar, the professional soccer quarterfinals featuring Trinidad & Tobago playing Guatemala, something called the "Solid Gold Dance Party," Michael McDonald, Evanescence, and as a final blow, High School Musical: On Ice! Memo to Ticketmaster: I'd only pay to see Morrissey on a Smiths Reunion Tour, duh.