"My fellow Americans, we're not as royally screwed as everything Bush has done during his miserable term in office would have you believe." -- SF Chronicle columnist Mark Mofford coughs up his own version of the State of the Union Address. While it does not mention switchgrass, it's otherwise much more compelling than the real thing...not least because he compares the Bush Administration to a slow-healing genital rash. Ouch!

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