Oh Mrs. Freshley, surely you jest. -- The vending machine in my office has reached a new low of self-deceptive snacking gimmickry with these sad, fake "healthy" Twinkies. Their website crows about preventing heart disease and "gradual weight gain" by glomming down two of these at 4pm instead of, say, one of these. Mmmm, preciousssss. But seriously, nobody should eat either of these things, except maybe active service members or triathletes. Yogurt creme is not the answer to good health and fitness, and if you're gonna be bad, be BAD, fer Chrissakes!