1.05.2007

"He admits to regularly dipping into Mr. Santorum's stash." -- His candy stash, of course. Now that Santorum has been cleansed from the Senate floor, the new occupant of his well-stocked "candy desk," a Congressional loophole/tradition since 1968, hasn't got constituents like Hershey to placate the Capitol sweet tooth. Maybe they can contract out to Halliburton for $900 candy bars or something...

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