"There is no known holy book that won't burst into flames as he approaches . . . Not even a wear-worn, dog-eared copy of Dianetics. Well, maybe they can swear him in on a Wall Street Journal." -- Is it Opposite Day on Capitol Hill or what? Sen. Schumer and the Judiciary Committee want none other than Karl "Toady In Chief" Rove to testify about PurgeGate, which has his inky black fingerprints all over it. What's more, there's noise about removing Alberto "Toad Prince" Gonzalez for the same political bootlickery. Sweet!