Here's your God It's Been A Long Time Since the 80's link for the day -- the Lloyd Dobler v. Jake Ryan faceoff! That's right, settling the question of who's the better sweetheart: Lloyd, dorky yet true blue hero of Say Anything..., aka John Cusack, or one-hit-wonder (unless you count Mermaids) Michael Schoeffling as Jake, the bland, preppy hunk of Sixteen Candles. Much as I love both flicks, and can quote each one ("Gimme my Firebird keys!!") line by line ("Female extraterrestrial?"), and discounting the fact that John Cusack is in both movies anyway....clearly this takes the cake. *cue "In Your Eyes"*