Oh Corey Feldman, we hardly knew ye -- as if the Jackson trial could get any weirder, 80's child star Feldman has been subpoenaed (now that is fun to type) to testify on his relationship with Jackson back in the day. For added verisimilitude, I think the parties should be required to dress in their 80's attire for court that day....hmm, would I choose Corey's classic Goonies Members Only jacket and fashion-forward Purple Rain t-shirt, or perhaps the sympathetic loser duds of Stand By Me's Teddy Duchamp? Wait, wait -- this Tiger Beat pinup really says it all, no?